mechoman444

This physically hurts to read.

This is a dumb thing to say what would have Russia said if Kamala won?

“Oh shoot, this is really bad for us”

They’d probably say the exact same thing they did here.

… With cardboard and string.

Thanks. Appreciate the assist

I didn’t say it was for cooking. I said measurement. That can be applied to consumption as well as in a cooking capacity.

It doesn’t make any sense to do this as a metaphor. Chocolate is typically divided into evenly sized chunks for measurement purposes, regardless of the evil practices of the chocolate industry.

The metaphor is asinine the explanation is confusing and it’s lost on almost everybody who buys this.

I have had this brand of chocolate before and it is quite good however.

Uhhhh being on time is the worst! I want to wake up naturally and go to bed whenever the hell I feel like! I can get the same amount of work done 11am to 7pm rather than 9 to 5.

That’s a hard yes.

People who know.

The ending of that movie still haunts my dreams.

I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.

O shit! Well! I’ll see your nuclear warning and raise you a “I’m about to fart” warning.

Kinda in the same vein: I was taking an emergency dump at a Walmart. There was a person in the stall next to me taking a dump as well.

Some time passes and a Walmart employee knocks and says “maintenance, any one in here?” And before I can respond the guy next to me let’s out a massive loud as hell fart and the walmart employee without missing a beat says “take your time”.

Son of a bitch!

This post is based!

Shit. I can only do solar seconds… Dammit! I stopped eating onions for no reason!

I’ve always grouped gamers into two factions.

Form over function and function over form.

Personally, I prefer low mechanics to great graphics. My friend on the other hand could care less what the graphics look like as long as the mechanics are sound.

I would assume for most gamers since most people aren’t really into dissecting the mechanics of video games like really strong graphics.

Which is why most AAA titles have really good graphics with very simple mechanics. There are of course exceptions to the rule.

Dude. That’s harsher than I thought it would be.

Did you decide your orientation? That step is crucial.

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As opposed to regular mowers?

To late ☹️

He saw the word “alpha” and ran with it!