Imagine if instead of a podcast or audiobook or symphonic power metal you had to listen to the screams of your lawn as you mowed its life short

Turn their reply to this post upside down

Searing does not seal in moisture in meat; it causes it to lose some moisture. Meat is seared to brown it and to affect its color, flavor, and texture

This one fucked me up.

I think it’s because if you take the numbers individually, 225 looks like it would be half of 550 because 25 is half of 50.

But in actuality, half of 550 is 275.

Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao

Stay safe, friend! Hoping for the best.

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My favorite of the Great Lakes

These can’t be real? I honestly don’t know. Everything is so stupid all the time.

Saw that this wasn’t wholesomegreentext and was so nervous that the dad’s friends were going to be weirdos or something awful. What a pleasant surprise.

Can always count on SatansMaggotyCumFart to be an empathetic, calming presence in the chat

Butterfly Detective is an incredibly cool job to have, although the findings here are admittedly bad.

“Gonorrhea Alert” is the sickest burn to say when someone you don’t like walks into the room

You look like someone who eats hot dogs the long way

My favorite thing online is Very Serious Shitposts.

Sometimes I wonder if life is easier with negative brain cells. Just posting whatever. Zero critical thinking required. Just drifting through life leaving a trail of stunned disbelief in your wake.

That it’s not Reddit.

Now I need chocolate!!!

Damn anyone know when this photo was taken?

Is Snot Flickerman a pseudonym for Scott Aukerman? Because it sure sounds like one.