They are pretty stupid, they forgot to open the lid.

You can watch The Barbie Movie alone as a single man but you’ll be the only single man in a room filled with couples and girl groups. I know because I was that guy.

Sadly, I’m not a dog.

I got rejected Story of my sex life.

At least it’s a reaction, that’s more than I get usually.

I agree with you. You where acting in self defence.

Yes, it is.

You can block them, you know

Not long ago i heard the Theme from one of my favourite Animes as a child and it was just one word I sung wrong but theat one word ruined the song for somehow.

Today I found out it’s ‘Hey there Delilah’ and not ‘Hey dirty lilah’.

Since this fella look way better than me, I would appreciate it.

Either he is trying the Ben Stiller Zoolander Stare or he is trying some Alakazam psych attack.

For skipping leg day, he has a pretty good stand.