How the fuck do you people see this post and think “eeeyup these words are an authentic expression of anon’s sincere opinions” ???

Finally I can schedule my 12 Linkedin posts a week about how everyone but me is a lazy pos for working less than 70 hours all at once and concentrate on the grind during the week

Homie is sitting in a cell somewhere in Washington or Beijing :sob:

Love how “built in java” is listed as a feature

Not up to date on my nintendo lore, what did I miss?

What on earth makes you even consider the possibility this could be anything but satire?

The IMK is not the national government

Sign into Gnome with your Microsoft account

I think I just had a stroke

That requires you to interact with music in your native language which for people from most countries would be rather unpleasant

Hard disagree. Judging by the memes that get posted around here, not a single user of any Lemmy instance was born after 1980

Keep in mind that while FOSS is doing well against MITM attacks it often falls short against MATE attackers. Whitebox crypto, obfuscation, integrity checks etc. are widely used to keep malware and malicious users from fucking with your binaries, extracting keys etc. They really don’t want to leave it to their users to keep their candy crush clone riddled shitboxes secure

My neural-ass brain smells pattern

In the end you can always just encrypt the illegal stuff externally before giving it to them…

put it in their hand and say “here you go”

tried to go local but the apps are shitty

die-hard poweramp fan here but idk if it also exists for ios

I know one about a Ford Focus or a 2001 Honda Civic

sorry op beats you by roughly 2000 years…

Absolutely It’s really nice how this affects the tech related serious communities but damn is it heartbreaking how bad the memes here are