Wololo

Careful! Last time I sarcastically posted a stupid AI idea, within minutes a bunch of venture capitalists tracked me down, broke down my door and threw money at me non stop for hours.

I heard they are always trembling because they are too small to retain their body heat. And they are aggressive because everyone else is too big and scary.

These poor dogs literally spend most of their lives cold and terrified.

I was in a similar situation. A few weeks after I got hired, the project I was hired for was cancelled, so they “benched” me.

I spent three months being paid to do whatever I wanted, didn’t even need to go to the office. It was nice at first, but I felt useless and miserable after a couple of months.

This made me understand why some people keep working long after they have enough to retire.

Recover from any injury by eating whole cheese wheels

That actually happened with a former coworker of mine, the clumsiest person I’ve ever met. (Me being the second one)

One of the bathrooms at the hotel we were staying at had a mirror covering the entire wall. Of course the clumsy guy tried to walk into the mirror, bashing his face. It was hilarious!

Smartphones. Most people don’t need to buy the latest and greatest iPhone every year.

You can get that yellow cassava in any supermarket here in Brazil. I like making soup with it.

I wonder why it’s rare everywhere else, it’s so much more delicious than potatoes and other types of cassava.

That’s a fair point. Just like Malenia being hidden away behind multiple layers of secrets. It’s content made only for the hardest of the hardcore fans.

That’s fair. I hope they tone down the difficult in the sequel. I was able to get through the base game, but the extra content is just way too difficult.

You should check out Frog Fractions

You should check out Dead Space 3 co-op mode. It’s basically what you described here.

Hollow Knight Silksong :(

Some annoying dumb fuck I don’t even remember the name anymore. That was almost a decade ago.

Dude was a compulsive liar, he would brag about being some sort of super genius, but couldn’t even understand basic instructions.

When he wasn’t slacking off, he was failing at doing the most basic tasks and annoying other people into doing it for him.

I think he didn’t even last three months on the job. Given his lack of shame, ability to confidently lie and over hype his non existent qualities, I imagine he must be a successful politician or CEO nowadays.

Classic movie remade starring Terry Crews should be an entire genre.

My best guess is that Kens are all homeless. Mattel released many different Barbie houses, but not a single Ken house.

The new logos are an acessibility nightmare. How does a stupid and unnecessary redesign like this gets approved?

Happened when management started treating the IT department like crap and demanding we work overtime with no extra pay. Almost all the experienced developers left in the spam of a year.

Before I left, I told them they would never be able to assemble such a good team again. Four years later and they are still struggling to keep the department running, according to a friend that chose to stay. The few developers they are able to hire are either terrible or quit after a while.

I get the feeling the same will happen in my current job :/