Ew, we had an infestation of Erdoğans living in our microwave once.

Unless you’re talking about multiple species of deer.

The mask isn’t for you, it’s for everyone else.

If Hank Green is anything to go by, it’ll only come back stronger.

Edit: His beard I mean.

You can actually walk on some lava (with boots.)

There are no available technologies safer than nuclear, unless you’re talking about the construction. You’re literally more likely to fall and hit your head on a solar panel. Which can be serious electrical hazards for firefighters if you’re ever unlucky enough to get caught in a house fire.