Yeah water horse sounds right

Yeah, not disputing that, but try to tell them while they’re eating your skull like it’s a watermelon snack

Edit: I know they’re herbivores. Doesn’t change the facts

You clearly never been hunted by a hippo on water

And why you’re wearing a onesie and shoot webs out your wrists.

Tomorrow the towel will have forgotten it

Armshaming is not cool

Left: oh great, now I have to circle the globe

Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.

All bodies are beautiful

Test post please ignore

So that’s what those things are worth for

She needs to be resting an axe on her shoulder for this to be the bare minimum credible. Not to mention overalls

Why do these guys allways look like their family is being held hostage or something?

Now you’re getting into old man shouts at clouds territory

You guys have no idea how a woman works. Stop embarrassing yourselves. Also there’s a kill switch just over the … argh you mother f… kill kill kill

Do you just siphon through old , like decades old, posts from reddit or whatever? I mean I want to participate I just don’t know how far back into pre-history

More like a free trial? Then you die of syphilis

“Woman online is actually a woman online”. More after the break

I can’t believe you’re writing this either. Advice? Stay clear of the toot toot exhaust pipe? Or you know, get a new boss that doesn’t leak so much

I have a tower pc or two, but I gotta go pick it from the attic, hose it down, and then see if the cd tray still works
But I appreciate your reply, even if I took my time to reply Farewell, friend 🙏