Blaggie

then he said

No, not that one. The bad one

folding stool

I thought that only happened to cats

I also always have a sharpie on me and often use it to fix the missing labels on these pumps.

Surgeons already aren’t allowed to put non FDA approved things in you. You would go to a tattoo/piercing shop for that sort of thing.

You’re one of today’s lucky 10,000

When I make them I do bisquick biscuits with a handful of shredded cheddar. A little melted butter and italian seasoning tops it off.