Tucker Carlson’s dogs were responsible for nuclear technology?

Bad puppers!

OR an unbiblical cord?

Wow Platinum? Isn’t that Warcraft’s new gold-for-money currency?

Wasn’t their an entire subreddit that was only bots responding to bots, or did I dream that? (Not hidden, like the rest of reddit, everyone was out in the open about it)

Edit: /r/SubredditSimulator

But then Mists of Pandaria happened…

Are we talking about those stupid “Biden evil” political cartoons that popped up recently? It looked like your standard newspaper editorial style cartoon, but was repeating some anti-Biden propaganda in a “first they came for the…” rant.

Can’t find them now, must have been nuked/hidden. Was going to debunk, but would of taken 3 paragraphs like the OP said.

29 hours. Once you pass 30, you are required to give health benefits

No, that is just a pre-recorded message. I once went through a mcdonald’s drive thru that had just closed. They asked me for my order and after I gave it, I realized no one was in the restaurant. I pulled around and they asked me again every time I stopped at the order point, but there was no cars in the lot.

It just takes some time.

Elephant!

A little bit of after rhyme

Elephant! Elephant!

It will be alright.

Elephant. Elephant. Even if it lasts all night.

Alright!

Got to protect those Mako reactors!

There was a fix number of taxis (at least in New York) for a growing population. All the consumer wanted was more taxis - it was the businessmen that wanted all the regulations and safety rules gone.

Vim vim vim … out of paper!

I thought they closed down Mint to get people to sign up for Credit Karma?

Removed by mod

1 ms after paying for your groceries: “PLEASE REMOVE ALL BAGS! You forgot to take the bags off! Don’t leave without your purchase! These bags feel like a burning fire to me, so get them off as quick as possible so that the next person in line can start their purchase! Aaaaah, go away!”

With just two shots, Ukraine has cost Russia more money with these two A-50s than Trump was recently fined in his New York case.

The notion of culpability is now confusing!

Next up: Moldova donates it’s entire tank!

Iran. That way, if missiles fly out of Gaza, Israel can just declare war on Iran instead of all this proxy war bs.

So the latest the UK can call an election and get Labor in charge is January 2025, the same month this goes into effect. Wonder if they will rush a repeal or get blamed for it starting?