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  • redisdead@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldThat explains it.
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    2 months ago

    Mate you’re the one who’s too daft to understand the difference between ‘havibg breasts’ and ‘putting pictures on your breasts on social media.’

    This isn’t even restricted to women. If a guy puts pictures of his cock on the internet, on a public forum everyone can access and comment on, he can’t fucking act surprised that some people are going to check out his pics and then comment on them.

    You’re genuinely dumber than a box of rocks and in contention for the biggest idiot I had the displeasure to interact with this week.

    There’s still tomorrow, but I doubt anyone could beat you.














  • I have good news for you:

    Being single doesn’t mean you can only cook single portions of stuff.

    You can cook two portions, and have an entire meal ready to eat anytime during the next few days.

    You might even find yourself adventurous and cook three portions, and have TWO whole meals ready to go.

    But be wary, most people who just learn the ability to plan ahead quickly get carried on and start preparing 5, 6 or even 7 servings ahead of time and I only recommend this for experienced meal preppers who know what they are doing.

    Also, clean as you go, and cleaning suddenly doesn’t become this insurmountable task.

    I swear to god half of the people in these threads are not fit for life.