No

No

The thought is nice but sometimes guests did things that created inconveniences. I’d prefer it if customers let us take care of it ourselves.

Please don’t put your straw wrapper or paper napkins in your drink cup. I can pour the ice/liquid into the drain but have to fish out the soggy paper bits.

That’s not pork, it’s bacon!

Knowledge is power

Construction workers don’t usually work at night

If you install something like Ubuntu for them, they won’t bother switching back to windows.

Post it just to be sure

Are you not also here for cat pics?

No

I feel worse off, but know I have it better than most Americans.

I like the youth and their curious ways

I knew someone that had parrots. If the humans around them swear, it is easy for the birds to learn swear words because swear words are often used with animated emotion, and in short, loud phrases. Sadly, birds that learn swear words lose a lot of their resale value, or are deemed undesirable by perspective buyers.

Can you get an STD from fucking a corpse?

Thanks jiggly puff

That sounds good/not weird.

Are videos of flowers blooming banned?

my cat poops before she eats. most cats poop after they eat.

Also Puff daddy running to beat their asses in a hotel hallway like he did Cassie