The slow, incredibly painful and brutal death my father father had over 10 years (!) because he ate this shit. Just never. Why should anybody eat this? It doesn’t even taste good, it’s just the brain wash that these things taste good.

RIP Ralph

Only two capybaras don’t smell like booze and cigarettes.

“Hello, this is Lockpickinglawyer and today we …”

Now do it with the German word: Brüste

Easy molly raid.

Awelsh guy orders a gin: “A shelii gynne”

I’d actually be honoured of my meat (and there is some amount of it) doesn’t go to waste. Is live to have a sky burial,but I guess i can forget it with our laws. Then again, what do I care what happens with my ballast when I’m gone.

Living speeds up biological aging.

Here in Germany you deposit it in a bank and not one party alone can access it. It’s called “social law”, not “socialism”. Many things broken here, that one thing isn’t.

Cheap pickset and learn to do it: priceless. No. 1 life skill.

Believe you me, it’s better to disappoint your parents than make them proud asf. They don’t leave you alone anymore. BTW happened by accident and lies, from which i can’t back out again. I’m so stupid.

Give the baby the choice between a ball and there sword…

I noticed. But the female cat busses are paid equally, so I’ve heard.

Elmo says it’s a sometimes food

And now, dear Gen X, imagine that in German. Ooof.

Twelve window manager are not bloat, it’s variety!

Sigurd Felix Wolfgang Atreides - I literally laughed my ass of. “SFWA, don’t touch that”. Once I heard a mom calling her little “Riddick”, I couldn’t control myself either. My daughter had a little chubby in her class, his name was “Maxxx”, yeah, with three “x”. (Wasn’t there a comic or something called that way back??) I maybe shouldn’t laugh so loud, our daughters second name is “Galadriel”. But our names were so boring.

Honestly, I’ve done it so often, it runs automatically. The config stuff I have for years and years, I think I haven’t change shit for ever. Runs.

I thought the guy in the picture has the wildest afro ever. I was wrong, just shadow :(