Sounds like they’re trying to put out a titanium fire using only a bucket of water.

I have a new phrase to use in the future.

When I read the shelter in place order from my governor, its definition of “essential businesses” was so broad it would have been shorter to list businesses not covered.

I like the edges and corners of a cake/brownie

You might want to try this.

Class: Bavarian Fire Chief

thinking that the year 2000 was 10 years ago.

This is patently absurd, 10 years ago was 1994.

Is this the one where they used footage of New York instead of London?

Yep. From the article:

Issued by Conservative Central Office (CCHQ), it has already been edited and re-uploaded after viewers spotted that one of the dystopian-looking scenes it depicted was of the New York subway rather than the London Tube.

Honestly any parts you buy today probably won’t be much good in 30 years.

At least not when AGP comes to town.

Glenn Danzig was born with the perfect name for an 80s metal band

FYI Danzig is his stage name. His actual last name is Anzalone.

If cloud.navilens.com ever goes down, every single code they generated will be broken forever.

And this is virtually guaranteed to happen before too long, leaving tons of useless technicolor QR codes as monuments to the endeavor.

garburator

This will be a fun new addition to my vocabulary.

It’s actually called Johns Hopkins?

Named for Johns Hopkins, who got his first name from his mother’s maiden name.

I really hate to say this, but Lubuntu.

it’s a lightweight XFCE version of Ubuntu

Do you mean Lubuntu, or Xubuntu? Lubuntu uses LXQt.

I’ve used the official Mastodon app, and Tusky. Both work well, but I haven’t really done a deep dive into features.

In a real job, sometimes we need to get something done TODAY, or even 3 hours from right now.

I work third shift and it’s so much worse in this case. I walk in the door at 10 PM to an email saying I have to do a training module that takes an hour, and it has to show completed before midnight. Then they wonder why I wasn’t able to get my work area set up and make progress on a long term project in that same time frame.

How old is this tweet though

The account has this tweet pinned, posted April 2022.

https://twitter.com/Ciara_BK/status/1515504916600606720?t=7HYvmaduDLs3VB88BIx7Gw&s=19

Hey Minnesota diesnt have toes anymore

Technically, the new flag doesn’t come into use for another 5 months or so, assuming the legislature doesn’t stop it.

It does look pretty slick, though.

This is starting to sound like The Good Place with extra steps…

“Jesse, we need to render”

The hell happened to the feet in the second panel?

Did you not get the EasyFlow™ 2.0 joint upgrade?

Just buy a TV and don’t connect the wi-fi for the smart capability

Some of these TVs will find an unsecured network within range to connect to, so they can still bombard you with ads.

And (in my experience) they’re still slow as hell. I press “power on” and have to go pour a drink or something while I wait for it to boot up, as if I’m warming up a radio in the 1930s.