demogorgussy

Smells like a strike, a lucky strike.

I played trumpet in a ska band in the 00s. This one time, at band camp.

Alllll i can say bee costume bee costume bee costume is that my life is pretty plain bee costume

On the other hand, “no rain” is a banger.

I was just joking about how newyorkers are notoriously, flippantly, pRoFAnE. Which is just a dumb stereotype, and like most things about the US, it’s not monolithic. Including some infuriating lack of profanity … ya cunt‽

Well fuck off then shit head

You’ve obviously never crossed the street in NY.

Dumpster is obviously a dairy king.

They do this all the time, it’s really gross, take it as a badge of honor.

“Ow, my balls!”

Hell ya.

This but unironically.

I’m pretty sure we were literally designed to do what we’re doing.

This mf out here thinking they aren’t the result of millions of years of evolution.

No need to be sanctimonious. It isn’t always justified that way, and it’s just worth considering, that’s all.

This poster is being annoying, but flexing mods powers in a pointless argument is gross. You do it a lot. Just let it go.

It’s how we know pee is stored in the balls.

Seasonally affected gang. Cold bones gang.

CRANK THAT HOG AROOOOO!