im not sure whether i like that one or the 2009 one better tbh.

cyan, yellow, magenta, the ELITE! All of which are American dreams! All of which are American dreams!

Not a mod but the “relates their entire personality on their anime profile picture” part is literally me. The moment I switched to this pfp on discord my entire online personality changed to fit it

United Fruit Company —> Chiquita

true but the party switch was a thing

isn’t there a theory that it’s a pun based on Sumerian taverns also being brothels? like, “I can’t see, i’ll open a widow” but they still dont understand why it’s a dog

Some crystals like torbernite and asbestos have a special skill too, called “radiation poisoning” and “lung cancer”

I have really bad self esteem and worry a lot about making women uncomfortable, so I went there and ended up being inundated with the “men can never atone for their sins and if you disagree you are an incel and part of the problem” rhetoric. But since they’re supposed to be the “good side,” I felt guilty for not agreeing entirely, even if it meant wanting to kill myself so that women can thrive without fear.

obviously I still agree with feminism and advocate for women’s rights, but since that place is filled with the venting of millions of people all at once, you have to be careful or it will do damage to your psyche.

I just hope it will end up being more sane than the one on Reddit