He can’t take it on the chin.

Randolph Carter

Nein

Another reason to avoid uber of any sort.

A lifetime ago I worked at a place that gave a shit on paper for legal reasons.
One night I hear an unfamiliar alarm, as does everyone in my immediate vicinity.
My contribution to the conversation about the nature of the alarm was to say they could stay and discuss it if they wanted to. But I was not about to burn up for the assholes who ran the place. I was out the fire door with all its alarms before they figured out it was a phone left off the hook.

That’s the fun part. The emitter is the detector. It will invert the beam of it detects anything.

Reverse polarity positron emitter.

See your doctor if the condition persists for more than two hours.

I may be wrong, but I don’t think that’s what topped means. Tipped, maybe.

Im ArGuInG iN GoOd FaItH!

Not reading that either.

Wall of text
Circular logic
Not going to read

Is that why there’s an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

You’d think they’d at least offer him tea first.

We already have vodka and alcoholism.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

Another fracture appeared in Israeli society this week, with at least one far-right member of the government joining a crowd to storm military bases to stop soldiers from being detained on suspicion of abusing a Palestinian prisoner.

Something something liebensraum?

He’s not physically dead.