Yeah, that’s fair.

The most boring part of the book…in my opinion.

Dr. Seuss is far and away my most hated kids author. I hate every single one of his books and loathe reading them on the rare occasions my kids choose one.

I’ll read Sandra Boynton and Eric Carle to the kids all day though.

“These toys aren’t for playing with you fuck, they’re for opening on video and making other kids feel bad.”

• his parents, probably

Is he the original Mad Max?

The script characters are “Mathematical Bold Script”…

There are no questions in mathematics…only answers.

This is true for quite a few other things as well. For instance, “hertz” really just means “per second”. However, it’s easier to write/type “Hz” instead of “s^-1”.