“Oh no, not again.” -Bowl of Petunias

Nuh-uh! Dread is a judge!

So heavy it broke the chain, streets ahead.

Je suis une fermier de paumplemousse et j’aime faire de l’apinisme.

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english

Because American English and New Zealand (and Australia) all derived from British English, obviously, but have drifted less than the accents in Britain. US, NZ, and AUS all drifted differently but the three may still be closer to the British English from the time their colonies were established.

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english

I’m not a magnetist

Yeah, we can tell. Magnetician or magentologist, you philistine.

yarr

Green Day came up in a “classic rock” playlist on Spotify.

PEMDAS is common. It stands for Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subtraction. PEMDAS is often expanded to the mnemonic “Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally” in schools.

Edge is Chromium, based on Chrome.

Mastah Ace would approve of edge.

Invoke-Webrequest “https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/new/” -Outfile c:\temp\firefoxinstaller.exe

We have a sapling that rises up every year out of the storm sewer. So tenacious. The root system on that bad boy must be super developed by no.

Yeah, just don’t read that lore from here: https://kirby.fandom.com/wiki/Kirby

My head hurts from bad writing.

EDIT: Shit, now I got it, they’re related in 12s, like in dousens… why, WHY!

Haha, if only.

Distance

-12 inches = 1 foot

-3 feet = 1 yard

-22 yards = 1 chain

-10 chains = 1 furlong

-8 furlongs = 1 mile

Weights

-16 drams = 1 oz

-16 oz = 1 pound

-14 pounds = 1 stone

-8 stone = 1 hundredweight = 112 lb

-20 hundredweight = 1 ton

Volume

-20 fluid oz = 1 pint

-8 pints = 1 gallon

See, we told you it was easy!

Moles are real, not invented by science!

Going down stairs and it’s creaking leather. Like an old belt being twisted.