Of it wasn’t just one generation, they’re just the only ones who remember what it was like.

Canada geese are still a protected species so there might not be as many as you think. They may just know that they’re safe in our cities and parks and chill there.

Kinda sounds like what people do to Caesars around here. Buy a drink basically get a meal on a skewer sticking out of it.

Adult lunchables

To keep people (see: the homeless) from laying down and sleeping there. Look up hostile architecture/design (also, asshole design) for further examples.

It’s quite loud during hail and sorta calming in rain. It makes falling asleep a breeze for me.

YouTuber/Twitch steamer.

What if it’s a banger? Coke seems to keep doing it so it’s not outside the realm of possibility

That’s not b tier at all.

Occasionally just firmware.

You don’t even need to be so niche, look up Jessica Rabbit.