They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?
They lost the plastic key that opens the tp holder?
For comparison, Peter Dinklage is 135cm, Joe C (hype man for Kid Rock) was 114cm, and Verne Troyer was 81cm.
No oil? No tacos? No point…
There are two things in this world I can’t stand: people who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the Dutch.
I totally didn’t see this somewhere and start writing it on the walls in middle school:
Those who write on shithouse walls
Roll their turds into little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of shit
Erm, would someone mind explaining the joke for those of us who don’t read music?
I stuck my dick in crazy.
Life pro tip: don’t stick your dick in crazy. Just avoid crazy altogether.
In my defense, I was 20, she was the first person I ever had sex with, and I was too horribly depressed to recognize what a bad idea it was.
The Wire
The Sopranos
Deadwood
Justified
Bosch
If you’re open to comedic stuff:
What We Do In The Shadows
Resident Alien
Miracle Workers
Don’t rawdog a rando
Wearing a rubber every time unless you’re in a committed relationship greatly reduces your chances of an STD or an unwanted pregnancy.
Cheese pizza is probably one way to get yourself banned (at a minimum)
In my defense, I’m half asleep, and due to lack of caffeine, didn’t notice the bit about “which could actually happen in the next 5 years.”
So with that in mind, I’ll say something about environmentally friendly raw materials for super efficient battery storage.
Star Trek-style matter replicator/recycler. Just imagine being able to empty a garbage dumpster into a bin, shut the lid, press a button, and an hour later you get stacks of industrially useful metals & materials, bolts of cloth, and sacks of fertilizer.
Depending on the day, my favorite movie is either The Big Lebowski, Hot Fuzz, or Knives Out.
“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”
“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”
I’m about to be seated for five hours straight with no possibility of standing or moving around. I’m standing while I still have the opportunity.
He does, despite the trouble you normally have when your name is Terrence.
Terry Wrist for a friend
Peter Ian Staker for myself
Do you look back on any aspects of it nostalgically?
I miss having a socially acceptable excuse to hang out at home and not have to spend all my spare time out & about.
I miss having a full workday where I could complete all my actual work in an hour and spend the remaining seven hours playing video games while being available through Teams & email should something arise.
I miss being able to wake up at 755, chug a diet dr pepper, and still get to work on time.
I miss being able to spend the workday in flipflops and boxers, and only putting on a shirt if I had a video call.
I don’t miss all the death & misery & related bullshit, but those are the things that I do miss.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.