What’s wrong with parsing HTML with regex?

Have you tried the operating system of our Lord and Savior, Linus Torvalds?

If it is a bubble that’s going to pop, it’ll most likely happen alongside a recession. The price of groceries may drop, but alongside a lot of jobs lost or fear of losing your job.

TIL, there’s a market for used sex toys!

It sounds so easy. I don’t understand why I can’t do it.