Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”

“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

yes once, to gain its power. why?

knock knock

uh, hi. If you place the blades in front of the router, it will start chopping the packets before they even reach. You need to use an bladeless fan

And I said you fly boys crack me up.

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the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog

Of course everyone is entitled to justice, but we do not live in that perfect world and haven’t lived in it for some time (or maybe ever?)

When the systems that we have in place to protect us consistently fail to do so in favour of a rich minority, vengeance becomes the only available recourse.

she’s facing the same way he is, so I don’t think so

Step 4

it just hit me that there’s a main character in that movie. So many memorable side characters

I build my houses out of straw too

hence the slamming!

ITT: people complaining about (virtually non-existent) people who didn’t get it

🧢

anyone remember that brief period before led mice got good, where you’d have to SLAM the mouse in a direction to get it to comply?

Rubber mice, that was a given sometimes, but led mice had the same issue for a bit

THON

The Happiest of Nights?

survivorship of what

I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.

Heinz is bottom of the barrel in quality sauces, and Sriracha is just as artificial as Ketchup is. I’ll give you a pass on dijon mustard