I went to Portugal last year and they have this custom of serving crisps(chips, if you’re American) instead of chips (that’s fries if you’re American!) I bloody hated every second of it, the burgers were delicious though

This is something I never knew, thanks

Isn’t their asshole like inside the cloaca?

It’s the basis of their entire business model???

You don’t “provide” homes, you charge vast somes of money for them

Like out of 10?

I honestly thought this was a don’t drink and drive campaign and was struggling trying to reason out why it said “not your date” as if it was ok to drive drunk with a date.

Having to put up a “Please don’t ride your children” sign is something I thought we reserved for hamsters