Hot

It’s… Big boned?

What is actually happening in the picture? Does the ray have romantic intent

Go all the way, build a whole shrine

Marked safe from the skeleton press gang today!

I have had the urge to count to 4 a lot lately… Oh no

I wrestled a drummer once

Somewhat in order of action:

• check if I am clenching jaw/grinding my teeth, relax shoulders and neck, center my thoughts, lower blood pressure and pulse

• thoroughly flush sinuses (like spend 20 minutes or more at least)

• drink lots of water/electrolytes and caffeine

• reduce sensory input: dark quiet room with comfortable seating

• double dose of Sudafed and Diclofenac sodium

• jump into traffic

You found the caution bear.

My kink is extreme aversion to variety.

The third person destroys the sacred intimacy of the bucket ritual.

I don’t want to have a popcorn bucket 3-way :(

1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf

They might cover it in canned beans or an entire hock of ham if they are feeling adventurous.

That’s not free. Subscribe to my Bonely Fans and you can see it all

The configuration must grow.

This sounds great!!

That is awful. Sorry

Toxic Avenger lookin ass mf

That is absolutely for the best