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Cake day: July 12th, 2023
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Gangsta flap
4·8 months agoHigh velocity pickle delivery system was my nickname when I was in college.
5·8 months agoAbout a thousand years ago, a Duke came over from Normandy as part of an invasion of my country.
He even built a castle not far from where I grew up. Sadly I’m not allowed to own that castle or live in it.
When you love honey so much you stop wearing trousers.
2·9 months agoIt’d impact on the flavour, I guess?
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Speaking as a therapist, I am cheap.
Not professionally, it costs over £2k per year to see me weekly.
But personally, I’m cheap as F. One drink and a kind word and I’m yours for the night.