those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
i hate soup
those goddamn fucking fake UPS emails
I have never used UPS in my fucking life
every day another unread 19 in the spam folder
like, I didn’t click the shady link the first 4812 times
Why would I click it on the 4813rd email?
you cannot quell the hunger after tasting the flesh of a beloved pet for the first time
partners mouth
caffeine in suppository form ass coffee
When I see �, I just assume the user or another dev is using a non-standard keyboard, or my fonts aren’t up to date
When I see this shit, I lose all blood flow to the brain and then just collapse
whatd he do
I’m too high to Google it and I’m hearing mums voice and zipping in and out of sleep
Im a sleeby
reminder to self kinda
12 years
32k views
Dang. Got any more gemstones stashed in your memory?
Where do I buy ass cigarettes
is that the mosaic of genitals used to construct his portrait
you are a wise man
I am glad our paths crossed in this reality
perhaps it would serve humanity greatly if I do not reproduce
when you make cereal, do you put the flakes in first or the water
all while they clockwork orange your eyes and show you nothing but ads
eep yeah nah fuck that
the SNRI helped with the anxiety anyways
Was kinda just using it to yap with friends. Took “as needed” and am on a low dose. I don’t think I’ll have withdrawals, but I’ll call my psych to confirm.
If he tells me I need to go to Russia for that sketchy coma treatment I’ll just accuse him of being antifa or whatever
I still don’t know why the fuck he said it like that
He’s trying to say the postmasterist libruls suck at getting rid of CP because of DEI or some other weird bigoted shit
Why’d he use the word “find”? He could have said any phrase that meant “stumble upon accidentally”
But he said find. Directly implying he actively looks for it. Did it not fucking register in one fucking synapse? Can benzos really fry your brain that bad? If so, I’m going to need to talk to my doctor about getting off the stuff.
To be fair they didn’t specifically say what he saw in the dark.
Night patrol or machine elves. He saw what he saw.
especially in a police interrogation room
I need to dig them out with a screwdriver
untreatable knee pain speedrun
This image is stained on my occipital lobe