Doctors HATE this one simple trick! Lose up to 100% of MyChart data - and KEEP it off!

Can help reduce blood pressure, high cholesterol, weight, height, gender, name and more to NULL! Wake up feeling NULL and NULL!

You are now fully aware of where your tongue is.

Even worse, https://unity.com/pricing-updates is posted on their site:

“We leverage our own proprietary data model and will provide estimates of the number of times the runtime is distributed for a given project – this estimate will cover an invoice for all platforms.”

Estimating how many copies you sold based on your own ‘data models’ which is impossible to track? Isn’t that like a giant red flag for laundering money?

Me nether.