It’s dumber than that. We could do it if we cared about long term profits rather than next-quarter profits.

Not a Brice de Nice fan? Elle s’est fait casseeeer.

They’re minesweepers. That’s like an unwarship.

Someone’s a skelephile.

It’s a bit salty, what would you recommend to drink?

I’m not expecting good faith here, but those reports were for Initial military.

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas”

Not everyone enjoys encyclopedic knowledge of The Simpsons.

At one time both capybaras and puffins were classified as fish by the church to allow their consumption on all days. They were just too convenient to ignore.

Zapp was right on one thing: people who are “neutral” on this war disgust me.

“Wars and rumors of wars” is like “a day that ends in Y.” It has never not been applicable.

The debate is on intent. If the cause was incompetence and bad policy, then it’s not genocide. It is, however, criminal incompetence.

Also, unrelated to the argument, modern figures have it as fewer than 5 million deaths.

Talk about a test of principles for those doctors.

They still have Iran and North Korea. If that doesn’t trigger “are we the baddies?” I don’t think anything will.

“which include a ban on selling tobacco to anyone born on or after Jan. 1, 2009”

‘We know India, [and we are] not surprised by Canadian allegations’, says Pakistan.

“Zevulon the Great. He’s teriyaki-style.”

References aside, this is far from the most elaborate hoax of this sort. I look forward to this “amazing discovery” to fade away with no further fanfare, as usual.

If Uttar Pradesh seceded today, it would be the 4th or 5th most populated country on Earth. Considering all the other circumstances that is a lot of potential NSFL news articles.

There’s a French poem I’m desperate to find again about a scientist trying to make an atomic bomb in service of France, but he can’t get a blast over more than 2 meters.

He eventually figures the issue wasn’t the yield, but targeting, so it concludes with our scientist detonating it in a small room among the politicians and generals he worked for.

What the other guy said, but also, last time Mali had this problem flair up just a few years ago France did the intervention.

Last I was told neither side wants to be too bold with their aircraft because they can’t overcome air defence. Unless Ukraine can overcome combined Russian AA and aircraft and really run amok, it can only be seen as one key piece in a large picture.