A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.
“Alright, we have at least 6 witnesses willing to testify that they think I’m pretty. If you confess and say that at least I’m cute, we’ll let you get off easy.”
“I wanna talk to my lawyer.”
bad cop begins routine
“HOW DARE YOU, THEIR OUTFIT ALONE IS FIRE!”
”good” cop pulls the bad cop off you
“Sorry, my partner is a loose cannon. Look, we just want to make sure you’ve got good taste.”
So, get away
Another way to feeeeeeel what you didn’t want yourself to know
So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…
It was a weird tv show back on some late night channel. That or a collective mass hallucination
Looks like Pizza is gonna send out for you!
whatever birder, I bet you also buy big ornithopta’s attempt to rebrand dinosaurs as having feathers to help shove their bird seed of lies down our throat?
Same. At least, not until years later when I realized how bad my eating habits have gotten
Cowabunga! That’s one sick turtle 😎
Woah, slow down there professor calculus, not all of us have 10 fingers to count on
Also, for anyone over 35, our ability to understand “last decade” means the last 10 years, decreases over time. I read this question and still thought about songs that came out 2009.
Yeah the $20 really gave us the forecocking for four cocks
The shitpost is also cursed
Maybe they watched Predator, I saw something similar happen there