Nothing, that thing obviously doesn’t fit a LaserDisc

Good job! You may go pet the bear now.

Sure, fine, but go vote first.

Holy crap. I thought this was just a single pigeon being lazy, not a pigeon feature!

I was once a wrapped box (present) in a play.

Playing with your food. My broccoli never rubs my feet.

Amazon selling an Amazon delivery van for kids. https://youtu.be/gfIgp7KQ6k0?feature=shared

Or your grandpa had a secret other family.

The kind that didn’t bother to read the essay first and just saw that it was well formatted and assumed it was well done. Then later got a hint there was something else going on.

Shrodingers skeleton

You matter!

Haha, no, it would tell you where I work. Or at least be a clue.

This is how I feel about several acronyms at work! There’s a three letter acronym recently that was coming up a lot on a meeting. I had to search for a definition to understand the discussion. The meaning is fully encompassed by just using one four letter English word that nobody past kindergarten will be confused about. But this acronym is everywhere! Also, the single word has fewer syllables than the stupid acronym, so it’s faster to say. Not by much, but it just adds insult to injury every time I hear it.

Good to know!

I tried to join that a few weeks ago, and it still says pending. Maybe it’s a permissions issue.

That just happens when he gets excited.

Thanks for the advice, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

But my LIVER?!?! Not like my health insurance is going to cover the bill.

Me too