“Just sprinkle some crack on him Johnson.”

No, no, no, those regions were always a part of China so this is not an “expansion”.

Bien sûr

LASSEN SIE MICH LOS! ICH BERUFE MICH AUF DEN FÜNFTEN ZUSATZ!

:D If this thread reaches the wrong people, society as we know it will end! What have we done!?

You’re right. I thought everyone here knows “the 5th” and it’s just shorter than “the right to remain silent”. However, most people seem to have got the right idea.

Good question. There are probably some constellations where the police would be like: We got plenty of matching testimonies for you. We charge you and this could send you to jail for 80 years or you pleat guilty and accept 5 years.

On the other hand, I think in Germany you could be charged with pretending to have committed a crime.

Criminal Code (StGB) § Section 145d Pretending to have committed a criminal offense

(1) Any person who, contrary to his better knowledge, pretends to an authority or to a body competent to receive reports that an unlawful act has been committed […] shall be liable to a custodial sentence not exceeding three years or to a monetary penalty […].

Spoiler alert: it’s a sect.

Like members of other millenarian groups, who believe a utopia awaits them at the end of time, members of this Mizo sect envision a post-apocalyptic “golden age” in which its members will be spared divine wrath and accorded special privileges.

Maybe the best way forward would be a no poop challenge? At least that’s what Lemmy taught me.

I think, the trick is to not over think it. Just go with your first impulse. Be quick, be lazy, because most people are and when you reply like most people, you are “no robot”.

Why?

In Europe (and probably many other parts of the world):

• A happy relationship is more important than social etiquette and honour.
• It’s okay for an unmarried couple to share an apartment/house.
• Being a single mother is nothing to be ashamed of.
• Fuck the church.

What? Why would ask that? That question makes no sense! ;-)

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Don’t fall for the false prophet that they call PDF! Join the orthodox way of the PostScript!

They wanted to build an utopian future without conflict and property, but they became Space Pirates in Cyberspace! :thememusicplays:

According to Wikipedia, there were 7 tied games in the last 8 years (2017 - 2023).

Those 7 games appeared in 5 out 8 seasons, which results in a chance of 62,5% to catch a draw within a season.

Or with 272 games per season, the draw chance per game is 0,3%. So no draw chance is 99.7%.
Hence you get a chance of 1-(99.7%^272) = 56% to catch at least one draw per season.

This assumes the 2023 season is finished (without a draw), which I think is wrong. So the odds for a draw could be slightly higher.

The best frauds are the legal ones.
And we shall keep it that way if you bribe, I mean, if you donate to my campaign.

There are dozens of us!

However, seriously, I like Lemmy the way it is now and I think the shityfication trend will continue for commercial platforms, bringing more users to the Fediverse.

Still due to the persistent success of things like WhatsApp (despite the existence of Signal), I assume the Fediverse will remain a niche for a long time, if not forever - but hey, I’m glad we have what we have.

I also reject this reality we are living in!