If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him
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Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life
11·9 months agoThis reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup
25·9 months agoBut I can still keep the dinosaur, right?
Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us
I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of
About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.
“You guys are still staffing window 1?”
I’m sorry your ice cream doesn’t have any sugar in it
If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that’s not your girl
12/10
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
71·9 months agoYeah I’m on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.
Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
How the hell are you supposed to exit that?
Similar to hump-catting
Sounds like the XY problem