You thought the “We don’t know when GTA 6 will come out, we can only guess” articles were bad? Here come the 1000s of “articles” saying “EvErY DeTAiL BroKEn DoWN”.
Don’t click them kids, they have nothing new, you didn’t miss anything in the trailer, they don’t know anything more than you do.
Grand Theft Auto 6: Everything We Know So Far
9 reasons GTA fans OUTRAGED by new trailer. Number 7 will make you cum in your pants
Great now I need new pants
13 Pairs Of Pants You’re A Fucking Moron For Not Already Owning! Number 6 Will Make You Cum In Your Pants Again!
Finally, something that’ll make me cum
This is a very important public service announcement. Nearly every gaming site I’ve been to has had at least one “All the details you MISSED in the GTA 6 trailer!!!” article somewhere. We’ve officially entered the next phase of the GTA hype life cycle.
They were reviewing the trailer on fucking Fox News today. Lmao.
Is there a global word filter I can apply on my router or something? I can do pretty good without all that stuff with “GTA6” words in them. We have had enough fucking ads for the shitty broken **ckstar games in the last decade already.
headlines: RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED
article: 2025
Way too much credit given. I’d expect 4 paragraphs of churned out garbage before finally seeing 2025
Don’t forget about the dozen plus ads and the word salad before and after a screenshot of a tweet from Rockstar
I stopped reading news articles about gaming a long time ago. I get my infos from trustworthy YouTubers who are deep into the games and know a fuckton about them.
GTA 6 release date leaked - here’s everything we know
6 paragraphs all saying the same thing just in a different way then at the very end it says “We don’t know when GTA 6 will be released”
I can’t wait to read more about the release date
Ironically this is the first thing I see about that, and I’ve perused Lemmy for quite a while.
Good stuff