But for real, the cops will be called
If you end up giving the new home owner a heart attack and they die… does that make you a real murderer by way of a fake murder?
A real manslaughterer
Can’t have manslaughter without laughter.
This is really funny but it could backfire 😂
I feel bad for the new homeowner who find it and needs the police to come out to find out it’s plastic.
What if they are replacing 1 board and see it then need to tear up the deck to access a plastic skeleton.
yeah but they’re wasting police time. Say it’s a cishet rich white couple without a dog who buys the house, the time the cops are wasting there they won’t spend shooting dogs, killing black people or tasing autistic kids. That’s a win in my book.
What if the new homeowners are not white?
shooting dogs, killing black people or tasing autistic kids
Very clever. Post your crime online with a cover story. Very “no officer, it is plastic. I don’t know where my neighbor with the loud stereo has gone to.”
