If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)
I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL
Not an actor but… Garth Brooks. Those cold dead eyes, They’re hiding the bodies.
I got friends in crawl spaces…
Oh, I got friends in low places, where the cops won’t see what I did to their faces, all hid away, and I’ll be okay.
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No way, but Chris Gaines…
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