If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)
I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL
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I count 1 male.
I see 4.
From left to right,
Marvel, White hat black rim, front middle with red logo (likely), and then far right either black hair next to the redhead, or furthest right with the hat.
Fair, I didn’t look hard enough.
You know, going to that island could actually be a great way to hook up. I mean, there’s like hundreds of women and only a few men… and there’s only so much of Jared to go around. Maybe they just cought on to this life hack earlier than the rest of us.
Kevin Spacey. We all thought he was a great actor playing all those psychopaths, but turns out he was just playing himself.
Nic Cage for sure. There’s a reason that when it was announced he’s being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn’t predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.
I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.
New candle scent coming…
“This smells like my latest victim”
Jared Leto.
I would pay money to hear Kristen Schaal deny the bodies in her basement. It would not be convincing.
Shia LeBeouf
Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?
Javier Bardem. He wasn’t acting in No Country For Old Men.
Or when Kiefer Sutherland beat the criminal’s face into a pulp. The scene wasn’t even in the script. The director just said „keep it rolling“.
I would say mister bean
Not an actor but… Garth Brooks. Those cold dead eyes, They’re hiding the bodies.
I got friends in crawl spaces…
Oh, I got friends in low places, where the cops won’t see what I did to their faces, all hid away, and I’ll be okay.
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No way, but Chris Gaines…
Just wanted to add in the tidbit that Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but broke up with him after “Silence of the Lambs” because Hannibal Lecter creeped her out so much.
Jake Gyllenhaal has that “mostly sane, but not entirely” look. Don’t agree? Watch Nightcrawler. There’s a reason he was cast in that role.
Klaus Kinski
Does the actor have to still be alive? Because if not, Ronald Reagan did more than his share of cutting lives short.
Would it be too obvious to say Armie Hammer?
