This guy dominates.

I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

Americans try not american the most irrelevant threads up (IMPOSSIBLE)

holy music stops

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Just the food?

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ITT: “It’s ok when we do it.”

TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

You monster.

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

It is what it is.

Come on Jerry, that’s not real!

Isn’t the point of official “declaration of war” thing is to kill people legally?

Meh, my dong is bigger.

He’s probably trying to be “that guy” around here, I wouldn’t take him seriously.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

You know OP is the kind of guy who’s just itching to say his IQ.

This thread is getting less comfortable every comment.