He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

No dress rehearsal today, it’s the stage manager’s nap time, go practice your lines for a few hours.

Bless you for sharing this.

True. I’d wager a decent chunk of that urban sprawl is due to our massive parking lots.

Us Americans can’t seem to get the hang of a simple roundabout, so we’ve got that super efficient stop-and-go traffic.

This may have changed since they seem to alter how these things work from time to time, but I’ve found that if you just keep getting one captcha after another, and you know you’re not making errors, try solving them slowly.

Great stance you have on mental illness there.

Are you always this fun when someone says something facetious around you? Go pop a Prozac. They worked wonders for me.

“Go for the high score” is definitely a thought that crosses my mind every time I see one of those speed radar things the police sometimes put on the side of the road that flashes your speed at you. Kinda feel like those things actually encourage unsafe driving because of people like me with impulse control issues.

I’m somewhat confused since one of the four states cited as rejecting it is Alabama, which is also the state this article is based in. What gives?

One of the many racist stereotypes about black people is they are naturally more athletic due to physical differences between the races. I remember when I was in high school in Mississippi, one of the things you’d often hear is that black people can jump higher - or the more subtle way to put it, white men can’t jump.

I think they meant the upstairs neighbors, lol

I think the rear portion was more solid, so just not as many hollow portions to collapse.

Missing the point. If a few people independently decide not to pay that doesn’t really send much of a message.

Pondering the logistics of starting a national movement to just refuse to pay at all.

I do often say the Missouri side of KC is the fun side.

Go for it! You can always do a Windows VM for the rare times you may need it - if at all.

Put your head in the database butthole and receive the lethal dose of the diarrhea of knowledge!

I’ve got symmetrical gigabit in my apartment, with the option to upgrade to 5 or 8. I’d have to upgrade my equipment to use those speeds, but it’s nice to know I have the option.