Imagine shoplifting and they show up at the exit like:

Please let us throw monies at you

:D

:(

@[email protected] tell me about Jammie Dodgers

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He did the monster mash

I went on APKMirror the other day without an adblocker on, holy shit!

A man finds himself in front of a set of two open doors, he enters the door to his left.

Is there any modern day android phones that work without the battery. I feel like they’d probably run POST checks to make sure there’s a battery inside. Maybe fairphoness?

I moved from gmail. Best thing to do is use an email aliasing service like anonaddy, all my aliases forward to a Tutanota email, but if Tutanota decides to do something drastic, I’m able to change where each email address points to.

I’ve always had sloppy handwriting, but I had to handwrite a note for someone and I’ve never seen my handwriting so neat! I’ve not had to write anything with a pen or pencil for at least 2 years. But all of a sudden, its clear, neat and legible, even my cursive is pretty clear too!

I’m curious what the Services column means.

at a guess, I think its because I’m using Jerboa for Lemmy but I don’t know for sure, I haven’t done anything to become one.

I definitely didnt pick sh.itjust.works for the funny name, naaaaaaaaah