All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.

He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

I’m in Washington State so I guess it is everywhere.

I got my ballot this Monday and half of the spots to be voted on had only one candidate… maybe remove that shit from the ballot and add things like…“would you like Toyota to know where you are when you send emails about your period?” That would be useful.

Double you fucking tee eff? Holybonkerslaw Batman! Now what? Can Motorola take pictures of me while I take a shower watching porn?..err, sending emails?

Friends of Mike Oak.

Came to say this.

Newton: “FagMad!”

Coulumb: “Fuckyouare!”

Good thing they have a kid at the front. That way you are relatively protected from accidental crashes.

I used to love ham but now I’m vegan. So there’s that.

Their hyper loop drawing is missing the Costco tube communication sound, a nice “thoonk!” Noise.

Google, YouTube, Gmail, chrome.

That’s just how some people flavor their 🧀 cheese!

We also cannot see through the toilet 🚽 or the drain pipes. Why?

I got banned. But between Lemmy and mastodon I haven’t gone back there.

Bob! Did you forget to set the steam roller on park? My leg is kind of stuck, help me off will you? Ok we’ll need a grinder, go turn that steam roller off dude it’s rolling this way. The keys? Joe had the keys last? He’s off today? Call Joe dude! C’mon!

Chandler didn’t mind…oh well he can’t say he did if he did. Yeah ok, water.

Big chairs… Must have a small one and he’s trying to make up for it. That’s what I would have thought of I went to church. But I don’t. I can now think other things 😜.

I think this is what happened to me. But rather than request an audience with the king, I want to be the king now. I want to have my own server.

Okay how did you make the text Like that?