I love how this is so much more triggering than just the text implies. 4:3 screen, christmas lights that would kill every ounce of contrast in the picture, one wrong move and the pizza gets either wool stuck on it or it falls to the ground. Not to mention that it’s too far away to actually eat.
That’s without the fact that Peperoni grease can seep through the cardboard and into the white sheets.
Never had this happen, how much oil is on/in your pizzas lol
Proper pizza is greasy as fuck, if you haven’t had pizza dripping with grease I am worried for your range of pizza experiences.
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It depends on the toppings used and how it was prepared.
Frozen pizza reheated will apparently be much more greasy than what I’m used to, either freshly made or self made, the latter containing basically no oil/fat that could be greasy.
Also, you’re probably used to tons of cheese and pepperoni, while I often prefer just a little bit of pepperoni, and much more ham, bacon, jalapenos and just enough cheese to not see everything fully.
And yes, pizza from many restaurants are much more greasy than self made ones, but not greasy enough to actually get through carton designed to isolate and contain anything inside.That’s true, I shouldn’t imply that pizza can’t be great without being so greasy hah, it depends on the style. I usually only have just cheese and sauce, the area I’m at is known for it’s local pizza and it is usually very greasy, probably because they use quite a hefty amount of cheese, but it’s excellent.
Table/chair slightly blocking screen, and I suspect there is some sort of fuckery going on with how that pizza is cut but I’m can’t tell because my hands are literally shaking at this point
The size of the pieces is uneven, don’t look!
also this person apparently has 4 feet. how could you miss that?!
Space Wizards’ average fan is that kind of mutant
Yeah I knew instantly this was created by an experienced troll
could’ve gone even worse with the screen. 1:1 and stretch to fit instead of crop to fit xD
If that’s supposed to be a projected image, then it should be washed out af with the room being so lit up. The darkest colors should be about as dark as the white wall behind it.
There’s also the bare pizza box in the stark white comforter. You know that cardboard isn’t going to keep all that pepperoni pizza oil in for very long.
I call bullshit. It’s not physically possible to be at that scene with a full pizza.
And that dog is just lying there across the room…seems sus.
Kevin finds your lack of Trek… disturbing
Kevin who?
Kevin has altered the deal…pray he does not alter it any further.
Look. All of you people complaining about the 4:3 screen.
THAT’S WHAT WE HAD IN THE 80S AND WE LIKED IT THAT WAY.
Stupid kids. Get off my lawn.
I’m going to intentionally clip the corner of your lawn everyday.
there’s something really funny about the idea of the hitherto metaphorical kids on one’s lawn clipping the lawn, and that being the thing that gets the old guy all grumpy in this scenario. Like not loitering or doing drugs, just unauthorised lawn maintenance.
I read it as 'walk across the corner of your lawn". Old geezers meme is them yelling at people to “stay off my lawn” Although unauthorised lawn maintenance would piss them off just as well I suppose.
That TV didn’t exist in the 80s. I’m kinda wondering where it came from
It’s a projector.
Good call! I forgot that we had those.
Came to comments to complain about 4:3. I see I’m in good company
wtf? 4:3? Really?
And that didn’t even bother me as bad as the bias lighting setup on this.
Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea
That’s by far the most disturbing thing about this post. The movie is 2.35:1. This looks even closer to square than 4:3. If you watched the movie with this framing you’d be missing more than half the movie.
Unfortunately, by the time widescreen formats for home viewing became common Star Wars was butchered into a shadow of its former self, so unless you’re going to sail the high seas you’ve got to pick your poison.
If you are a sailor, look up 4k77 or despecalized edition.
Avast!
Didn’t even notice until your comment. How do you even buy one of those?
You’re gonna need a time machine…
That looks like an LCD.
Probably a projector
Maybe, the ones I know of you’re supposed to be in a dark room. Maybe they’ve gotten better.
Why do they have the pizza at their feet? Wtf is wrong with those people?
It helps the cheese develop more flavor
Pizza with loose hairs and dust topping, yum!
I see you’re watching the holodeck episode where Captain Reynolds battles Captain Picard for Kirk’s seat on the flight deck.
Excellent episode.!
Is that the same one where Jack O’Neill slaps Wesley Crusher for not getting in the robot?
So you have two pairs of legs? And wont the pizza grease stain the sheets?
doesn’t matter, had pizza.
That’s just how some people flavor their 🧀 cheese!
“Where is Kevin? Is he safe? Is he alright?”
Peak cinema 🥺
Eat your freakin pizza
Leaving the box open is akin to murder in my home. You want hot fresh pizza? So do I. Don’t leave the box open.
And we can all at least understand when it doesn’t get closed after someone takes a slice. Maybe the last person thought someone else was going to get a slice? But a box remaining open with zero slices removed… that’s not human.
The next person has to be ready to reach for the slice. I don’t care if someone is intending to get a slice. The slice is being grabbed or the box is closed. It’s like holding the door open. If it shuts before you’re in reaching distance, your timing wasnt correct. It’s never rude to shut the box, it always courtesy. This is serious pizza business, and right now our world runs on pizza time. Guess what? It’s pizza time.
Leaving the box open results in my cat suddenly going faster than the speed of light and stealing as much as he can from the pizza.
Or even if I leave the box closed and unattended for a minute there will be a huge hole gnawed through the cardboard…
I love that scene… Kirk is like,“you are not my father” and then Vader is like “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!” and Amidala turns out to be his grandma
“Kirk, I am your father.”
Classic goosebump moment.
Not really a fan, is that Gandalf and Mal in the picture?
You really want to see the world burn. This is like the episode in ENT where captain Archer for the first time after the time war saw a Dalek and Rose is like “what is this” and Archer is like “I thought they were gone for good” or something. Don’t hate me if I got the quote wrong.
Don’t hate me if I got the quote wrong.
I believe what Captain Archer actually said there was “The zone we will be venturing into is one of danger.”
You idiot, that’s not Star Trek. That is a very popular talent show with Ed McMahon from the 80’s called ‘Star Search’. I’d recognize that catwalk stage anywhere. Here is L. Skywalker’s first performance: https://youtu.be/T98JbbpINm4?feature=shared
Nice vegan pizza to go with your star track.
