I imagine all of these powers come as the worst possible implementation like a cursed rabbit’s foot.
Like free gravel for life: you don’t conjure it out of thin air at will, no, it’s magically mailed to you once a day in small quality and you have to remove it from your mailbox or it’ll fill it up.
Teleport 7 inches: a magic nimbus appears and lifts you on it. If there’s a wall in the way, it just keeps shoving you against the wall.
It’s nip it in bud - which is not the nipple of a human, but the bud of a rose. Sorry for being so pedophile.