balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSenior Citizen Sexlemmy.zipimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1463arrow-down137
arrow-up1426arrow-down1imageSenior Citizen Sexlemmy.zipbalderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareCopythis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down3·1 year agoSeriously. I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I’ve ever met. …but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷
minus-squareTopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 year agoI ain’t into old ladies but a Werther’s original is a Werther’s original.
minus-squareCopythis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·1 year agoThat’s where they get practice 😉 And don’t get me started on when they remove the dentures!
minus-squareu/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoIf there’s a hole there’s a goal
minus-squareMr_Blott@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoA pensioner’s vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat
minus-squarePyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 year agoWhat a terrible day to have eyes.
minus-squarebanneryear1868@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoI used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.
Seriously.
I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I’ve ever met.
…but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷
I ain’t into old ladies but a Werther’s original is a Werther’s original.
That’s where they get practice 😉
And don’t get me started on when they remove the dentures!
ಠ_ಠ
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
A pensioner’s vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.