I think you’re confusing us with Redditors. We’re chad af over here. We’re all programmer sock-wearing Linux users who love Star Trek and 15 year old memes. What makes you think we’re not getting any? 👉😏👉
Fucking right! Lemmy fucks
This guy fucks
Yup, being a nerd is only a negative when you’re young.
True. I’m 27 now and if people ask what I like or hobbies I have I tell them games, books movies/shows and I especially love fantasy or RPGs. When I was a teenager I never would have answered with that as I was insecure for being an introvert and having “geeky” interests.
your hobbies are “games, books, movies/tv”?
i don’t think you understand what a hobby is.
Ur profile picture
One of my closest friends drew it for me ❤️
This one was commissioned by my girlfriend as a birthday present and hangs up in the living room ❤️ done in the old school 80s style ❤️
Sadly I don’t have the full picture at hand for this one, but I used to write a lot, and this one was drawn for me by one of my fans 🥰
But yeah, despite popular belief, there are those of us out there with partners and kids, decent jobs and housing! 👀
Sad so many men get castrated in november
It had to be done.
For the greater good 🫡
Always Alone April
Maybe next month May
Just a friend June
Just me, myself, and I July
Available as always August
Solitary September
No ovulation October
Stay single September
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Idk homie I found a horny transmasc dude to fuck me til I go into a twilight state of pleasure, maybe look into that.
Incel memes. All lemmings get laid on the reg
spoken like a true incel 🤮
Uhh. It’s a joke homie. But I have noticed Lemmy users tend to skew older and in IT jobs, with many of us having significant others, unlike Reddit that seemed to be mostly single 19 year olds
All Alone April Masturbation Melancholy May
Just jerk June
Let’s start Suicide Saturday
Welp lads time to get started on this new tiktok skibob ba ski ski skia bob ree ski extraganaza challengmobile
*Suicide September
Don’t do my boy yamcha like that
Idk, he did get cucked by possibly the most toxic man in the known universe
One of those are different from the others
Finally, some love for my boy Yamcha.
wait a minute, steak & BJ day is in March.
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I’m a champion for a decade now