“And that’s how I lost my medical license”

Nah, the cans are so old, this is just his stuff before he got his PhD

“Excuse me?! I didn’t spend 6 years getting my soda medical degree just to be called MR pepper.”

Or he’s a surgeon in the uk

You can’t just be out here practicing medicine without a license

It’s because no matter what his patients came in with, they left with diabetes.

Now Mr. Pibb is going to go back to school.

Pour one out for the homie

I always heard it was an honorary doctorate.

He stopped using his doctor title after many people, mainly cranks, misused theirs.

Maybe he was a surgeon?

PhD*