Phrases that make absolutely no fucking sense in 194 countries out of 195
Elementary school police officer
😳
School bus tail gunner.
Kindergarten Grenadier.
I’m an American, and I’ve never heard of this. I think it might mostly be a joke at the expense of the shithole officers of Uvalde.
They are often called “resource officers” and there was at least one in every public school I went to (east coast).
2 at our highschool, 1 in jr high
My high schools (private and public) had security guards
I’d yeehaw if’n twernt so sad.
I think less than 193 tbh… In Latvia, a Social Democrat party has proposed surveillance cameras and pigs in schools. I’m pretty sure in other countries there has been talk as well
Man, social democrats sure do like building police states…
Here, it’s the opposite. The social democrats and their allies were in government for a long time and the second the more conservatives (still pretty left compared to the USA though) got power they proposed a fuck ton of laws including visitation zones where they can search people without suspect. That law actually goes into effect very soon.
Wat
Exactly that. They use police to protect capital’s interests just like the other countries. So they need to expand police powers. Just look at Weimar Germany for historical examples.
We’re talking about modern day social democrats and you bring up Weimar Germany. There’s a lot more recent examples of social democrats in power lol.
Says the guy living in a police state run by liberals…
Which one?
Like the socialist Nazi party throwing a world war with a side of genocide.
Except that was not socialist at all except for the name.
Exactly what I was driving at.
Found the nazi
Or you found the person using the example of the Nazi party being socialists in name only to highlight the ridiculousness of the comment I replied to.
social democrats sure do like building police states
gotta teach those kids how to lick boots early on in life.
Must be Arnold Schwarzenegger working there
IT’S NOT A TUMOR!
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Gotta make sure there’s no drug deals going on
I have a special hate for inspirational water bottles, stickers or notebooks.
I have a special hatred for school police officers.
Me too, although it’s slightly less than normal ones, the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other and DARE once a year.
D.A.R.E.- Drugs Are Really Enjoyable
D.A.R.E. - Drugs Are Really Expensive (and nobody is just going to give you drugs)
Ours got a kick over charging kids with felonies that would follow them the rest of their lives.
School Resource Officers can’t charge kids with felonies only a prosecutor can do that. A cop can arrest someone. Now you might think I’m being pedantic but I think it is an important distinction. Many times we blame cops and completely over look the fact that some of the blame lies with the prosecutor.
But can’t most cops use their discretion and not arrest the kid in the first place bypassing the prosecutor completely?
That’s just wrong… cops charge people and the District attorney will decide if they want to prosecute those charges and spoiler alert they do it 99.9% of the time.
the only thing ours ever did was stop kids punching each other
Ngl that sounds pretty good
If your expected to empty this everyday you’ll eventually end up being diabetic.
Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.
Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.
Sugar free coke would be the way to go.
Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.
After that much it would be rum messy.
Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.
Everything causes cancer, and if you’re drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter.
No, everything does not cause cancer… you are better off drinking water over everything, but if you are going to have a soda just drink a regular one.
No, everything does not cause cancer…
Please tell that to the Prop 65 people
I think you have taken a shit post far too seriously.
Good.
Is not it supposed to be chilled? By noon it will be warm, and drinking warm coke is just disgusting, unless it is mostly alcohol, and then you would just not remember.
USB police fridge baby
Had one of those at a previous job once Got stolen after a few days
Were you working as an elementary school police officer?
No. As an HVAC builder
OK Julian
That’s a coffee bottle.
Dr Livesey would be disappointed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vx2FyM64U0
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