Consider a vasectomy, its in your child’s best interests.
Just because two horny idiots came together, now little Jimmy has to do taxes.
Be gay, for your never-born children. And the hot gay sex. Mostly for the hot gay sex. It’s a positive side-effect of the hot gay sex, really.
Hmm I gladly surf on the wave of this new movement/society mood because kids are annoying but I consider it more like a convenient excuse for myself than a real reason. We still live in the absolute best of times you could ever live in humanity history. Planes, cars, jacuzzi, Thai massages, 3d movies. Morning weed smoking in a pool to the sounds of birds. Two clicks away from ordering anything possible to your doorstep
I top off the shampoo bottle with water when it reaches halfway so I can delay the next purchase
