Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoNot to mom shame...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square88fedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down15
arrow-up1400arrow-down1imageNot to mom shame...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square88fedilink
minus-squareDrDominate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·5 months agoYou wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain. I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics. We are not the same.
minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·5 months agoI wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me. We are not the same.
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 months agoThat’s what Larry did on Curb! His hat pushed society away and he loved it.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·5 months agoSo that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoDo you really want it to stop though?
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-25 months agoIt’s my job! Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?
minus-squareEnkrod@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·5 months agoYes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?
minus-squarelennster69@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoFinally found a brother who gets it
You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.
I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain’s waves from interfering with nearby electronics.
We are not the same.
I wear my tinfoil cap to keep people from socializing with me.
We are not the same.
That’s what Larry did on Curb!
His hat pushed society away and he loved it.
It’s the same picture
So that’s how I stop the fridge from reciting random frog facts!
Do you really want it to stop though?
It’s my job!
Did you know that pumpkin toadlets are so tiny that they can’t land correctly when they jump?
Yes! Did you know that they can’t hear their own mating calls?
Yes!
Finally found a brother who gets it