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Friend makes a company named say “Morgan defence ltd” and you sing an NDA with your friend not to talk about your 2 year beer holiday on the beach.
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Company checks our your story. Friend’s company looks like a typical defence industry shell company with no history of anything.
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Job
You can skip that and say I was defense consultant with an NDA and cannot disclose which organisation I worked for
“But you are an English major”
“Please stop asking questions, for both your safety and mine”
“Yes, I had to correspond with other engineers and English was used in all communications.”
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Wait is his chest censored
I’m also noticing a disappointing lack of giant blue dong
Did….did you censor dr manhattans male presenting nipples?
I was working at K-mart as a regional manager making 80k a year. Good luck verifying that.
Rule # 1 of signing an NDA: you’re not allowed to say that you signed an NDA.
Even if you don’t mention who you signed it with? There’s quite a bit difference between saying “I’ve signed NDA” and “I’ve signed NDA with company (name)”
Actual Rule #1 of signing an NDA: unless you work on Defense, NDAs are virtually unenforceable
“Yes, but then I’ll have to kill you”