Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it’s not durable AT ALL!!! It’s super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they’ll give you their bank account details!
And if they don’t know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they’ll just have to get tickled…all…night…long!
Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.
Wait, who said we had one of the most complex and durable skeletal systems in nature?
Complex? Possibly. Durable? Hell no.
Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it’s not durable AT ALL!!! It’s super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they’ll give you their bank account details!
And if they don’t know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they’ll just have to get tickled…all…night…long!
Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.
Jokes on you, getting robbed is my fetish
I mean…that just sounds like a win/win. You get to give me your money, and I get some money.
Hi are you doing anything later you probably don’t want my bank account but I can bring some material to blackmail me with or something
This just sounds like a fun night, tbh
Here, lets test these straps on you…lay on the bed.
No reason.
I don’t want to ruin your fun but some of us have feet that aren’t ticklish in the slightest.